OPINION: MET GALA’S GARDEN WAS A DELIGHT, BUT NEEDED A BIT OF PRUNING

by John Russel Jones


Analyzing the Met Gala is always a challenge for me. Unlike other red carpet events, this is the one where the most outlandish outfit wins. Taste and elegance go out the window in favor of chasing down the year’s theme. (This year’s theme was “The Garden of Time,” so there were florals everywhere.) Some of the clothes that I might normally champion easily  get pushed aside as boring or “also ran.” Yet, when elegance and showmanship collide, true artistry is born, and we saw some of that at last night’s event.

Image courtesy of  Berluti.

I’ll start with my “also-rans” and won’t even bother with pictures for most because, well, you’ll get the idea. Actor Hugh Jackman looked stunning in…well…a black tuxedo. I can’t very well criticize Michael Kors for showing up in a tuxedo jacket thrown over a black T-shirt because that is his uniform and I respect that (a black T-shirt is also my preferred uniform). Andy Cohen escorted Sarah Jessica Parker, so it was a smart move to play it quiet. He looked great in his black velvet one-button tuxedo jacket by Berluti. Musician Ed Sheeran, on the other hand, looked as though he were dressing for his high school prom.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Ed Sheeran attends the 2024 Costume Institute Benefit for “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Dwyane Wade and Gabriel Union. Image provided by Bevel.

Dwyane Wade (who was groomed by Bevel, one of my favorite hair and beard-care collections) wore a quiet and elegant look in a soft, subtle lavender hue and an almost severe jacket and shirt; his minimal look really stood out.

Chris Hemsworth (top, with his wife Elsa Pataky), one of the evening’s co-chairs, may just play a god in the movies, but he sure looked heavenly in a simple cream-colored Tom Ford look (here shown getting ready at The Carlyle. Photo by Krista Schlueter).

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Tom Ford attends the 2024 Costume Institute Benefit for “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

Speaking of Tom Ford, his look was all about simple Saint Laurent elegance in a burgundy velvet jacket and black trousers.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: (L-R) Tommy Hilfiger and Dee Ocleppo attend The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Marleen Moise/Getty Images)

Finally, my favorite of the “simple” looks was Tommy Hilfiger! His crisp red satin jacket and navy tuxedo-striped trousers looked fresh and all-American.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: (L-R) Chase Stokes and Kelsea Ballerini attend The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

A few misses? Actor Chase Stokes (Outer Banks) may have looked young and sexy in his sparkly ensemble, and Morgan Spector (The Gilded Age) nailed the evening’s floral theme, but somehow the whole shirtless thing and the big fabric corsage looked dated and all too literally, “so last year.”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Morgan Spector attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Jeremy Pope attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

Jeremy Pope (Hollywood) just flat-out needs to fire his stylist. That look was embarrassing.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Jeff Goldblum attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Sean Zanni/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

Again, my favorites for the evening were those guys whose looks were both elegant and whimsical: Jeff Goldblum, Barry Keoghan, Troy Sivan, and Jayden Smith. Jeff Goldblum’s long coat was adorned with a cabinet of curiosities.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Barry Keoghan attends the 2024 Met Gala celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/Getty Images)

Keoghan’s top hat looked like something from Willy Wonka, but the brown velvet was truly scrumptious. Singer Sivan looked youthful and sleek. Finally, Smith’s Thom Browne creation was floral, dramatic, and maybe even a bit busy, but he wore it with ease.

Troy Sivhan, photographed by Krista Schlueter. Image courtesy of The Carlyle.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MAY 06: Jaden Smith attends the 2024 Met Gala celebrating “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/Getty Images)

As inspiration boards, Pinterest pages, and smartphone photo albums fill with images from last night’s event, I’m sure retailers and custom tailors will have their hands full with customers seeking outfits influenced by the night’s festivities for upcoming weddings and special events. Let’s sow the seeds and tend that garden, even if it just means keeping a few more floral jacquard bowties and cummerbunds around.