It Only Took Thousands Of Years Of Human Ingenuity To Develop Pants That Tell You If Your Fly Is Down
by MR Magazine Staff
May 27, 2016
When humanity reaches its brilliant, blinding utopian civilization, it will be built upon the thousands of tech startups created in Silicon Valley every day. These people are revolutionizing the way we think about noodle consumption, spandex suit rentals, and imaginary romantic partners. How did those primitive beasts of 2010 survive without their abacus iPhone app? Now, the minds of Silicon Valley have found a way to disrupt the zipper industry. In the biggest innovation in zipper technology since the fastener’s invention in the mid-1800s, Chaotic R&D has developed a wearable technology system that notifies you if your fly is down. Read more at Esquire.
