Rod. Fuckin’. Stewart. Never before have I felt compelled to call the singer behind “Maggie May” and “Do You Think I’m Sexy?” Rod Fuckin’ Stewart. And considering the fact that he was knighted in 2016, it is probably wildly inappropriate for me, an American, to call him Rod Fuckin’ Stewart. But look at this man! Look at his joy and his Toasted Coconut Fit and his wild hair and his repp tie and his sneakers. This, right here, is none other than Rod. Fuckin’. Stewart. See more at Esquire.